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She decides to pour the whole bottle in. Grouped into passels of homogenous buildings, the architecture of Cove Haven isn't a far cry from Levittown. With the sincere and uninspired devotion of tourists completing tasks from nude guam a draconian guidebook, we had done everything we were supposed to do. Just like their forefathers, Cove Haven's tone-deaf architecture of permanent bliss sought to conjure a new, separate world—air-tight, devoid of heartbreak—in order to forget the trauma of the one before it.

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